(Seen in a slashdot comment.)
Possible mottos for the PHP project:
PHP: We'll be there for you if your development environment doesn't have enough side effects. PHP: Because we know the money's in the maintenance contracts. PHP: Because you obviously don't know any better. PHP: We take security as seriously as Microsoft ten years ago. PHP: Doing it fast is always better than doing it right. PHP: Proving that if any idiot can write an e-commerce package, any idiot will. PHP: Yet another great reason to make regular backups. PHP: Fast, cheap, and robust. Two out of three ain't bad, right?